SLIGHTLY LESS COMMON LATIN PHRASES Vacca foeda Stupid cow Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi. Excuse me. I've got to see a man about a dog. Raptus regaliter Royally screwed Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes! If you can read this sign, you can get a good job in the fast-paced, high-paying world of Latin! Sona si Latine loqueris. Honk if you speak Latin. Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum! Don't you dare erase my hard disk! Gramen artificiosum odi. I hate Astroturf. Furnulum pani nolo. I don't want a toaster. Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. I think some people in togas are plotting against me. Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo. Don't call me, I'll call you. Cave ne ante ullas catapultas ambules. If I were you, I wouldn't walk in front of any catapults. Canis meus id comedit. My dog ate it. Illiud Latine dici non potest. You can't say that in Latin. Vidistine nuper imagines moventes bonas? Seen any good movies lately? Nullo metro compositum est. It doesn't rhyme. Fac ut gaudeam. Make my day. Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur! Those green pants go so well with that pink shirt and the plaid jacket! Visne saltare? Viam Latam Fungosam scio. Do you want to dance? I know the Funky Broadway. Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant! May conspirators assassinate you in the mall! Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant! May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy! Radix lecti Couch potato Quo signo nata es? What's your sign? Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt. You know, the Romans invented the art of love. O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem! Oh! More! Go on! Yes! Ooh! Ummm! Spero nos familiares mansuros. I hope we'll still be friends. Mellita, domi adsum. Honey, I'm home. Tam exanimis quam tunica nehru fio. I am as dead as the nehru jacket. Ventis secundis, tene cursum. Go with the flow. Totum dependeat. Let it all hang out. Te precor dulcissime supplex! Pretty please with a cherry on top! Magister Mundi sum! I am the Master of the Universe! Fac me cocleario vomere! Gag me with a spoon! Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear. Prehende uxorem meam, sis! Take my wife, please! Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Nihil est--in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui. That's nothing--in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor. Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est. Yes, that is a very large amount of corn. Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem! Stand aside plebians! I am on imperial business. Oblitus sum perpolire clepsydras! I forgot to polish the clocks! Vescere bracis meis. Eat my shorts. Sic faciunt omnes. Everyone is doing it. Fac ut vivas. Get a life. Anulos qui animum ostendunt omnes gestemus! Let's all wear mood rings! Insula Gilliganis Gilligan's Island
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